The bull licking his lips on the label conjures happy images of prions. The label claims "It's sweet and fruity and it'll make you want to come back for more." I almost vomited. The label should read "Remember that red deep shag carpet you spilled a peach Nehi soda on when you were six? We rescued it from the land fill and just sold it to you. Enjoy."
Monday, October 4, 2010
Mondays suck
Mondays suck and what better way to end the day than with some fruit flavored beef jerky?
The bull licking his lips on the label conjures happy images of prions. The label claims "It's sweet and fruity and it'll make you want to come back for more." I almost vomited. The label should read "Remember that red deep shag carpet you spilled a peach Nehi soda on when you were six? We rescued it from the land fill and just sold it to you. Enjoy."
The bull licking his lips on the label conjures happy images of prions. The label claims "It's sweet and fruity and it'll make you want to come back for more." I almost vomited. The label should read "Remember that red deep shag carpet you spilled a peach Nehi soda on when you were six? We rescued it from the land fill and just sold it to you. Enjoy."
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I'm sure that after eating that massive hamburger, that fat dude's gonna have a massive...
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