First Episode of 2010

The Rolling Sitcom is going to be full of great things in 2010. Some are big time and have bikes with their names on them; others got new bikes. Some got new bar tape, but did not go with the proper color. Some laughed, and some already cried. A lot has already been established. Test your knowledge of the Sitcom by filling in the blanks or guess who said what.

1. "It is not legit if it is not what I want to do."
2. Who has already broken a bike and had to be picked up?
3. "It is January, right? Explain why we are doing threshold work."
4. "This footage could be used in commercials for our sponsors." (hint 4:03)
   
5. "He already has me beat. There were three bike lengths, and I knew if I closed that little gap there would be a huge one by the time we made it to the sign. I am throwing in the towel, and this is the first training ride of the year."
6. "I hope Froze Toes is just like this. There will be carnage." (raining, windy and mid-30s)
7. "Shottler broken chain, 0. Butthead broken chain, 1."
8. "You have to follow that. I would have but I was boxed in."
   

Based on the first weekend, this will be my view for the year ahead: blurry and off the back.