Malta India is the worst drink I have ever tried, and unfortunately it came in an 8 pack.
It tastes like watered carbonated molasses to promote
calf growth, not that I would know. I hoped to pawn some off at the state cross race, but Benji was the only person who could drink it and even managed to polish off a bottle with a smile. It is so bad it reminded me of the time a high school classmate ate a piece of poop wrapped in BigRed for a case of cheap beer. Avoid this drink -- and poop-- even for a case of beer.
On a different note since it is the season to exchange gifts, I received a signature model Vans Cab shoe autographed by
the man in 97'. This is by far one of the coolest things ever given to me. How does one get such a thing? Well my brother-in-law was
dumpster diving after a couple broke up in his apartment complex and found them. The female threw out the guy's gear including the shoes, old decks and other assorted stupid relationship stuff like stuffed animals. How could someone stoop so low to toss out gear or give someone a stuffed animal? I immediately told Chula that if she ever threw away these shoes or any of my gear and left me, I would rid her of all troubles and hang myself. If these are your shoes, drop me a line and they will be gladly returned, if you tell me the size and where they were tossed. If not, I will be buried in these shoes.
It tastes like watered carbonated molasses to promote calf growth, not that I would know. I hoped to pawn some off at the state cross race, but Benji was the only person who could drink it and even managed to polish off a bottle with a smile. It is so bad it reminded me of the time a high school classmate ate a piece of poop wrapped in BigRed for a case of cheap beer. Avoid this drink -- and poop-- even for a case of beer.
On a different note since it is the season to exchange gifts, I received a signature model Vans Cab shoe autographed by the man in 97'. This is by far one of the coolest things ever given to me. How does one get such a thing? Well my brother-in-law was dumpster diving after a couple broke up in his apartment complex and found them. The female threw out the guy's gear including the shoes, old decks and other assorted stupid relationship stuff like stuffed animals. How could someone stoop so low to toss out gear or give someone a stuffed animal? I immediately told Chula that if she ever threw away these shoes or any of my gear and left me, I would rid her of all troubles and hang myself. If these are your shoes, drop me a line and they will be gladly returned, if you tell me the size and where they were tossed. If not, I will be buried in these shoes.
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