Thursday, October 1, 2009

Bait and Switch Burnin'

Originally ProPam, Fish and I were a Burnin' team. Fish claims that riding is 80% competition, but I like riding while avoiding the taste of blood and the pain cave. So I was worried about pressure but knew ProPam's calm would make the day mello. Then ProPam pulled the plug, and DoubleShot kindly stepped in. He asks, hopefully, "Do you think we have a shot at this?" No. So much for a calm day. I wanted out. Fish talked me down and said it was still about having fun. Then Fish pulls out. Now what? Enter Butthead. The rivalry between DoubleShot and Butthead has been building. These two will be pounding out laps in brutal competition with each other, while my main concern is whether I have enough costumes for four laps. I think ProPam and Fish pulled the ol' Bait and Switch -- for what reason I do not know -- but I am sure it will be a learning experience.

2 comments:

ProPam said...

Oh, sorry Beans! To be honest, I am not smart enough or scheming enough to pull off a "bait and switch." Plus, I don't believe in teaching people lessons--I can't even learn my own!

I just hope that nobody needs the services offered in the photo after the Burnin' is over.

Butthead said...

BRING ON THE DICK SWINGING!!!