Sunday, April 5, 2009

Why do you ride?

I ride to eat cake.

I ride to get to work and sometimes people race me in their cars to signs and streets. It makes me laugh. They are driving cars with 300hp and I have maybe 1/4hp.

My morning commute is chill because I am not a morning person. This morning I rolled up behind a recumbent rider on his way to work. I say "good morning" and he gives me the look. He then proceeds to run 3 stop signs and keep an eye on my progress with one of these for the next 3km. His fairing advantage made it easy for him to drop me. I let all cyclist down because now we all know we are inferior to recumbents. I have heard stories of commuters racing other folks, but why do recumbent riders humiliate me?

4 comments:

Lanterne Rouge said...

I think we need to test your theory that you can actually generate 1/4hp. Lets not exaggerate. I've seen you ride.

I am Dwayne Goscinski said...

I ride because if I didnt my wife would get tired of me shaking uncontrollably on the coach every night from the caffeine high, I love caffeine!! remember the Mc Donalds cakes those were the best.

ProPam said...

Yes, beware the "trail trolls" who take their commute as seriously as some of us might a race or even a training ride. Impede their progress, and risk having obscenities screamed at you, as in, "COMMUTERRRRR!!!! Get the F*** out of the way!!!"

I'm with you. The altruistic response is the best--let the commuters and recumbents think they've won. If it keeps them from kicking the dog when they get home from work, it's worth it.

byron said...

I heard that dude is dodging Frenchie out of competition tests.