Last week LA sent me a post card with references to the "Olsen Twins" and "Mateo." I called him to decipher the code. It was related to TV. I am a TV retard. The box booms advertisements and beautiful people overwhelming my senses, forcing me to shut it off. It is not a problem because BoCoMo has its own rolling sitcom. Plots are built and destroyed. There are stars and a host of guest appearances. The complex characters have catchy names: Ginger, Silent Jan, Butthead, ProPam, Guppy, Fish, Zoom, ShowPony, Trolly, Rev, Bucket, Java, etc., and Greenbeans, the out-of-shape vegetable hanging off the back slowing things down. The show usually lasts 4-5 hours on Saturday and Sunday but could be edited to 30 mintues. The highlight this weekend included a name change. ShowPony is now Negator a relative of Skelator (aka Godfather or just Cottonball Cheeks who left for some other show). Butthead coined ShowPony's new name for being "negative" and "gay". Other highlights included fresh tattoos from a "pimps and ho's" party, trying to figure out what a "
fire patch" is and Negator asking "Did you hear that strange noise Butthead made up that last climb?" Tune in next week, and maybe I can get interviews from the cast of BoCoMo's Two Wheeled Rolling Circus of Fun, Fury and Fantasy.
For real drama check out LA's weekends rides.
Last week LA sent me a post card with references to the "Olsen Twins" and "Mateo." I called him to decipher the code. It was related to TV. I am a TV retard. The box booms advertisements and beautiful people overwhelming my senses, forcing me to shut it off. It is not a problem because BoCoMo has its own rolling sitcom. Plots are built and destroyed. There are stars and a host of guest appearances. The complex characters have catchy names: Ginger, Silent Jan, Butthead, ProPam, Guppy, Fish, Zoom, ShowPony, Trolly, Rev, Bucket, Java, etc., and Greenbeans, the out-of-shape vegetable hanging off the back slowing things down. The show usually lasts 4-5 hours on Saturday and Sunday but could be edited to 30 mintues. The highlight this weekend included a name change. ShowPony is now Negator a relative of Skelator (aka Godfather or just Cottonball Cheeks who left for some other show). Butthead coined ShowPony's new name for being "negative" and "gay". Other highlights included fresh tattoos from a "pimps and ho's" party, trying to figure out what a "fire patch" is and Negator asking "Did you hear that strange noise Butthead made up that last climb?" Tune in next week, and maybe I can get interviews from the cast of BoCoMo's Two Wheeled Rolling Circus of Fun, Fury and Fantasy. For real drama check out LA's weekends rides.
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here is where you can get "official" Team Firecrotch merchandise for the man or lady that has a FIRE PATCH in your life.
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/fire%20crotch/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.79696134/pNo_79696134/id_14458769/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_
Next week's episode will include lots of pain and suffering!
Man I love group rides. Nothing better.
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