I am sure that all the anti-doping controls were tight in the first Tour De Missoura, however I noticed a small problem.
Please note that the "Build a Bear" young rider has a very full mustache. In the 6th grade when this man was captain of the idiot box I was inspired and have been fastidiously trying to cultivate a mustache since. I have tried creams, pills, excessive shaving and other censored techniques to promote growth. Now I am finally starting to be able to get a pinner of a stash growing and am well passed the age of even being considered a young rider and qualify for the senior discount at most restaurants. Steven must have a fake ID. How come no one else is alarmed? This type of sporting fraud is not new and needs to be addressed before disgrace is brought upon the TdeMO.
2 comments:
Yeah, he was creepy and the stache looked fake. Perhaps Huff could shed some light on this?
one day this blog will be published as a journal in the true annals to life. even now I can envision you at a table inside Barnes & Noble signing copies.
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